About Me
August 27, 2007 by thechaoscontinues
Well, if you came here, then I guess you’re wanting to know something about me. Let’s see…
My name is Heather. I’m a twenty-something stay at home mom to the most adorable 1 year old little girl. You’ll hear alot about her. I have an awesome husband who is also my best friend. He frequently makes me want to gouge his eyes out and kiss him all at the same time. We’ve been together since the 8th grade, and married since 2005. He’s the special sauce on my Big Mac, and the sugar in my tea. I couldn’t possibly live without him. We’ve been through the trenches together only to come out stronger in the end. Mushy, gushy, blah blah blah. Yeah, I love him. You’ll hear alot about him too.
I have a Chihuahua who I consider to be one of my children. She’s pudgy and sweet and adorable. And when I say pudgy, I mean fat. Her name is Lola-Belle, and she is probably the laziest dog on the planet.
I’m extremely sarcastic. I use humor as a way to hide my real emotions most of the time. I’m the president of the Pessimistic Association of America and secretary of Paranoid Freaks. But really? I’m a fun person to be around most of the time. I have a flair for the dramatic, a temper you don’t want to mess with, and mood swings aplenty. That sounds like fun, right? Wait! Come back! My silly personality and warm heart balance out the equation, I promise.
Some things I LOVE:
scrapbooking, spending money I don’t have, pink, singing horribly in the car, Halloween, the smell of coconut in the summer and vanilla in the winter, pajama pants, sweet tea, bubble baths, cheese, S’mores Pop-Tarts, Autumn, swimming, tanned skin, music, popcorn, curling up with Aaron and watching a movie, CHOCOLATE, original Sunny Delight, being silly, the smell of fresh cut grass, strawberries, Venti Caramel Macchiato with an extra shot of caramel, flip-flops, ice cream cones, sushi, Christmas lights, Grey’s Anatomy …
Some things I don’t LOVE:
bad drivers, fake people, Rosie O’Donnell, laundry, dusting, pears, hypocrites, liars, poor grammar, adults who will not just grow up already, hunting season, traffic, waiting in lines, rollercoasters, people who can’t stand to see other people happy, spicy food, root beer, grape flavored everything (except jam), black jelly beans, purple…
Still want to know more?
Here is my Myspace
And since you just must know what is going on right this very instant, Twitter
Also, 100 Things
Five more things
Ten more things
And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s even more
Okay, I think that should be enough. Now that you know my life story and everything else about me. Thanks for stopping by!
